My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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