She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
