You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I deserve this hangover.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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