She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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