But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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