he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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