Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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