the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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