they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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