I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
either way he was missing a nipple.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
