somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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