let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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