I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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