I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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