singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
