i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize