She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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