you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I have tasted many bathrooms
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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