Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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