the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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