this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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