It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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