I wish I could punch you in the face.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Randomize