we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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