About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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