hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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