Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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