Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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