He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
This girl is more easily done than said...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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