If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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