Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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