Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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