whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We are all done wearing pants today
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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