Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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