I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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