I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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