I'm drive I can fine osifer
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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