Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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