That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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