are you so shy because you have an std?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize