btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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