Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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