lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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