They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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