I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm always down for nudity.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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