Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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