Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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