Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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