the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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