He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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