Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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