I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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