We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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