i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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