I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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